Thursday, January 13, 2005

Harry apologizes for forgetting to wear a costume

Poor Prince Harry forgot to wear a costume to the costume party. He came straight from an important meeting. He realized his error as he walked though the door. But then he realized that he could pretend that his uniform was his costume. HEh heh heh, Harry giggles to himself as he chain smokes Parliment smokes one after the other, washing it down with Ole Milwakee. Soon Harry is cracking the whole party up with imitations of Beavus and Butthead saying things like "Hail Hitler's Butt" and "Who wants to take a group shower?" Prince Harry can really party!

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Blogger Dij said...

I think the over reaction occurred because Harry scored a bullseye on the truth dart board. Lets face it, what occurred in those concentration camps was supported by aspects of the british govt, aspects of the US govt and various transnational corporations. What's occurring in the world today is a continuation of the facsist policies typical of that time period. The gatling gun was invented to mow down striking workers in Chicago. Harry's pulling a Biff by rebelling, fake mooning his dad - the king and anyone else naive enough to believe there's a diff between natzi Germany and the US/UK oil mafia machine.

10:41 PM  
Blogger Dij said...

I did not know that. Wow, I guess Harry won. What a great idea for a costume party. William really wimped out from what I heard he wore. The outrage focussed on Harry is always around. He just wore the best lightening rod.

2:40 PM  

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