Congratulations on your new job!

Congratulations! You have just been named the new Director of the Department of Education. You have been smiling ever since you got the call from fake pres w shrub himself. That was a week ago so your face is really hurting. You keep trying to think of sad things like the tidal wave, the war in Iraq or the high price of gas. Nothing works. You can't wipe that damn smile off and it is really starting to ache now, ughh. Well. it's time to start sketching out your agenda. You've always felt that the public education was just a bunch of malarkey. Now, you can finally do something about it. Your plan is a bit revolutionary, but, you know that there is a system in place among the various mainstream news organizations for giving that special push that will probably be needed to get the American people to accept their new mandated curriculum.
It's just so obvious, you think to yourself. The new curriculum will be teaching the children how to play Monoply. The best students will be taught how to play and master the game Risk. Wow! Great idea! You deserve a raise.