Att: Monsanto staff
We are pleased to inform you that your services will no longer be needed. Your positions have been "terminated" until further notice (forever). It has been determined that Mother Nature made everything perfect the first time and no re-dos are necessary. You will have to find other employment that does not poison the earth's citizens. There are many other professions with integrity that might interest you: farming, teaching, janitorial services, etc. Your former profession is no longer acceptable on any terms.
-The Citizens of the World.
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