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I was just told by my girlfriend that her brother will be arriving at approximately1AM to pitch a tent somewhere within the confines of our small 1 bedroom apartment.

"He's allergic to cats!" She scowls sharply at me for fouling her mood with my silly question.

The Dyson Pet and Allergy Vacuum broads silently in the closet.

The perfect escape goat will most likely be safely asleep in the bedroom with ear plugs, eyeshades and cats.