Shrub ya

Hey shrubbo watcha sayin
Suddenly life is sacred
Cause it fits your agenda
Would ya tap dance
if they payed ya?

Who believes ya anyway
Just a mouth piece for the biggest wallet
Maybe congress can legislate rapture
Legislate the toothfairy
Outlaw Nirvanna
And then relax in a sauna

Why isn't life sacred
In the oil desert?
Does God play favorites?
Does God play Risk?
If you don't know me
Do I exist?

A train has derailed
But there are those who deny it
A plane has crashed
Into the giant TV set
Wanna buy it?

Political wrestling
Bombastic self righteous
Fast food flatulence
Moral bulimics

So,
Now
Life is sacred?
This comes out of Shrub's mouth?
Does anyone believe him?
Does anyone believe pro wrestling is real?
Santa Clause
Satan Laws
Tooth Fairy
Easter Bunny

Who's drivin this bus?
Get a better writer Shrub
Rub a dub dub
3 liars in a tub
A butcher
A faker and
An atom bomb shaker