The delivery people have arrived. You are so happy I am getting a contact high just being near you. Ever since you were a little kid, you have waited for lego to come up with a giant version of their plastic snap together building toy. Look at that eighteen wheeler in your driveway, what a thing of beauty. They drop off the 1000 piece set in record time using forklifts and a crew of 10 children. Hey, aren't there child labor laws? Oh, they're Chinese. Nevermind. Does the 1000 piece set come with a blueprint? Where are you gonna bulid your lego house? Too bad they are all different colors. Oh, thats how you ordered it. Do you need a permit for that thing?