Fighter pilot sculpting

When you answered the ad for Fighter Pilot Sculptor, you basically thought it was a joke. Even though you loved flying planes and sculpting as well, it never occured to you that the two could be combined. So now, you're flying fighter planes for President Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 15 year old war against Iraq. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll let you come home eventually so that you can meet your child. He won't be graduating from highschool for another decade, I'm sure that you'll be released back to the civilian world by then. Stop your sulking, did you just eat a lemon?

You've done an awesome job of scuplting former pres Dubya Shrub into the mountainside. It really looks like him. The thing is though, I don't remember him having a short little mustache. I hope you're not getting any funny ideas. Today's assignment is to sculpt the Nike symbol into a huge boulder. The latest reality of war TV show is sponsored by NIke so stop your whining about child labor laws and free trade. If it wasn't for Nike sponsoring the war, you wouldn't be getting payed squat.